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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby monyan » August 29th, 2013, 6:37 am

Some parents named their kid dovahkiin, from skyrim I thought that was ridiculous and funny at the same time :lol:
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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Kitty » September 3rd, 2013, 11:44 am

I got a joke - don't think it's probably the funniest, but it has me in stitches:

Woman goes to the tattoo parlor and says she'd like a pair of bees put on her ass, so the tattooist gets to work.

Little while later, woman goes home and shows her husband the tattoos.

The husband, peering at his wife's buttocks, looked puzzled, and he finally said "Who's BOB?"

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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Kelz » September 4th, 2013, 2:20 pm

BOB as in Bees On But? :D Hahahaha
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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Kitty » September 4th, 2013, 3:32 pm

Kelz wrote:BOB as in Bees On But? :D Hahahaha


Well, it's letter B on one buttock, her, um, twinkie, in the middle, and letter B on her other buttock - hence: "B * B" ..! See, she wanted two bees, and the tattooist put two letter B's on instead.
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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Kelz » September 4th, 2013, 3:55 pm

Bahahahahaha I get it,I get it :') I'll tell husband when he's home. He loves this kinda jokes.
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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Kitty » September 4th, 2013, 4:39 pm

Kelz wrote:Bahahahahaha I get it,I get it :') I'll tell husband when he's home. He loves this kinda jokes.


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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby VaCcAr0 » January 18th, 2018, 1:52 pm

These are the Top 5 in order. 1 being the funniest.

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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Faerie Tanith » January 18th, 2018, 7:49 pm

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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Cynical Corpse » January 21st, 2018, 11:54 pm

well I'm not sure if I should call this guy out, but damn, I know a man whose name means "wholesome buttocks" and I swear I didn't believe him at first until I saw his ID
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Re: What's the funniest...

Postby Kitty » January 23rd, 2018, 12:55 pm

Faerie Tanith wrote:Benedict Cumberbatch

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